I am in a crazy good mood today! Someone must have put happy pills in the coffee or something!
Sorry I've been MIA for the last few days, I have so much to catch you all up on...but not enough time! And I didn't have a chance to upload any of the fabulous pictures I took this weekend to the blog last night (because I planted the world's most amazing vegetable garden in my back yard! Seriously! I know!), so you'll just have to wait until tomorrow. Ok? Please? Sorry. Promise you'll come back? Ok? Please. Sorry.
Anyway, until then...I hope you're having a flipping fantatabulous day (isn't this weather gorg?). Here are a few "Dumb Jokes that are Funny" (brought to you by The Oatmeal) that I hope will put a smile on your beautiful face! Cheese!
Q: What was T-Rex's favorite number?
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A: Ate!
Q: What is invisible and smells like carrots?
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A: Rabbit farts
Q:What do clouds wear under their shorts?
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A: THUNDERPANTS
Q: What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
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A: This tastes funny.
Q: How much does a pirate pay for corn?
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A: A buccaneer!
Q: What's brown and sticky?
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A: A stick.
Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee and a pig?
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A: A bah-hambug.
Q: Why was the sand wet?
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A: Because the sea weed!
Q: Why did Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
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A: Fo' drizzle.
Q: What game would you play with a wombat?
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A: Wom.
Q:Why is there no gambling in Africa?
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A: Too many Cheetahs!
Q: Where does George Washington keep his armies?
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A: In his sleevies
Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Anyone else LOVE stupid jokes? What's your favorite?
I love the jokes, I can't wait to use a couple of these..espicially the Snoop Dogg one!
ReplyDeleteMy Dad loves jokes, I am so telling him these!
ReplyDeleteWhat's brown and sticky? A stick. hahahahah
ReplyDeleteFriend, you crack me up! So glad you're having a fabulous day and I can't wait to see pictures from your awesome weekend & your brand spankin' new vegtable garden. Can't wait for you to come down to Orlando and plant one for me too! haha
You are such a cheerful person! I don't know how you balance being an attorney and this blog - you amaze me!
ReplyDeletethere is at least on short brunette who loves these jokes.
ReplyDeleteI can not wait to see the pics from Sunday. And of the garden.
Mel
Love the jokes. I'm also from STL, so it's neat to see pictures of things I recognize! haha
ReplyDeleteHope you're still having a great day!
Hahaha! I love the Africa/cheetah one!
ReplyDeleteThunderpants! hahahahhaa my fav joke: what did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
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