Ryan: I'm a little concerned because Mac's birthstone (emerald) looks like Kryptonite.
Me: Uhhh...
Ryan: Well, it could have weakening powers on him and render him unable to defend himself.
Me: Ummm...
Ryan: Maybe we could somehow arrange for the baby to come a few weeks early or even a few weeks late to avoid the entire month of May?
Me: That's not really how things work...
Ryan: Well, you know, maybe we'll get lucky and having a May birthday could mean that he'll build up a strong resistance to Kryptonite.
Me: Yeah. Fingers crossed.
That's such a guy thing to worry about! Hehe.
ReplyDeleteIf you do have a baby in April his birthstones will be diamonds and sapphire (jackpot!) And your concerned husband can gift you an eternity band with those gems as a push present. It's never too early to start thinking of those things. :)
ReplyDeleteLOL - love it! At least he's concerned about the important stuff! ;-)
ReplyDeleteStill cannot stop laughing!
ReplyDeleteDear Lord! Was he sober?
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! That's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHaha! I love it. I'm leaning towards your baby building up an immunity to Kryptonite.
ReplyDeleteOMG, are you married to my husband? haha, sounds like something Kevin would say!
ReplyDeleteBahahaha!
ReplyDeleteAwesome
ReplyDeleteOkay, let me guess...did Ryan wear the cape as a little boy? Every little boy has a superhero, maybe Ryan is tring to pass his on.
ReplyDeleteLove this! Belated congrats on your future little one :)
ReplyDeleteAdding you to my google reader now :)
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